Title: Karate Mania
Author: Sazz
Warnings: Shounen ai, oh the hinting! This is based no the karate classes I
take, tis fun! ^^ Um...post dbz, no GT, and Goku is back ^^
Disclaimer: DBZ belongs to toei, akira toriyama, funimation etc, Len belongs

to herself, Cally belongs to me, Danii belongs to Juuchi! hehe

Stretching his muscles, Goku grinned and bid the group of uniform clad
childen farewell as they pulled their shoes and and left the room to join
their parents in the hallway, dodging the elder members of the next class as

they made their way through the door. His gaze drifted to the table next to
the door, where a black gi clad Vegeta was greeting the various occupants of

the next class and couting up the money they handed in.
"Hey Goku!" yelled out one black haired girl, Danii, as she wandered in,
sitting herself down on the stage at the edge of the room and pulling her
trainers off, quickly followed by her friend Cally, who grinned and waved
before pulling her own traines off and making a pretend fuss over the
probably non existant smell from her own new trainers. The two youngest
members of the class, Daniel and Ben ran over to the stage, mock punching
each other before removing their own footwear.
Many more greetings were shouted his way as the rest of the class filed in,
one or two elder men, a group of women who had joined for the exercise and
to learn self defense, or for the cute instructors as Cally had insisted to
him on one occasion. Len was the last through the door, having been stood in

the corridor a few minutes before the prevoius lesson had ended but not so
desperate to get into the room as to push and shove past a wall of kids and
their parents. Nodding in greeting to her, he made his way over to Vegeta
and left the students to themselves before the class began.
"Everyones here today by looks of it, minus that young boy from last
week..." Goku started, soon cut of by the smaller Saiyan.
"Thank god, the little twat was annoying. Least it's an even number of
people today," finishing his sentence, Vegeta was about to pack the small
bag of money away when Cally hopped over.
"Me and Danii forgot our cards...again.." she finished with a sheepish grin,

collecting the members cards from the desk and running back to the small
group consisting of heself, Danii and Len.
"Right you lot, jog round the room, nice and steady," Vegeta's voice rang
through the small hall.
The class of people immediately jumped from the stage and began jogging
around the room, small groups breaking off as they joked with each other on
the way round the room.
Keeping his back to the wall, Vegeta watched as they jogged round, ignoring
Goku slightly as he made his way over until the taller man was almost
shielding his view of the room.
"Hey Vegeta, do we really have to close for bank holiday monday? Some of
these people might get behind because of all these holidays, they can't make

wednesdays...."
Goku wasn't given chance to finish his sentence as a loud slapping sound and

a small stab of pain ran from his backside. Eyes widening, he spun around to

see Len running to catch up with Danii and Cally, all three girls trying to
jog and laugh at the same time, failing miserably when they finally crashed
into the tables at the end of the room.
The sound of Vegeta laughing brought him back round again, the smaller man
leaning against the wall and outright laughing at what had just happened.
"Kakarrot, you just got your arse kicked by a white belt..." snickering some

more, he yelled out for the class to change directions, grinning when Goku
chose to keep his own back against the wall, waving his fist in a joke
threat as the three girls ran past again, still laughing.
"OK everyone, spread out!" Goku yelled, joining Vegeta in standing at the
front of the class, everyone facing them as they took a space, standing with

their feet together.
"Right, bow," Vegeta was the next to speak, bringing his fists up to his
chest and then placing them no his thighs for a second as he bowed, Goku and

the class copying the gesture.
"OK, first of all we're going to do a small recap of the last few lssons,
left stance," turning his back to the class, Vegeta set himself with his
left leg and arm forward, knowing that the class would copy him without a
doubt, listening as the other Saiyan went around and corrected a fe people
before taking his place next to him and watching the class.
"OK, on my count, snap punch, reverse punch, front kick from your back leg,"

dropping out of his stance, he turned and faced the people in front of him.
"One!"
Stalking across to the other sie of the room, he watched as everyone
performed the small series of hits, nevous looks fluttering across the faces

of some of the students as he walked by.
"One!"
Goku strolled across to the other side of te room, watching the training
students and picking out any that were still having problems with any of the

moves.
"Try and speed it up now. One!"
This carried on for a few more minutes, either man correcting the stance of
various students, both keeping a close eye on Daniel and Ben, the two boys
usually falling into the habit of not listening or playing about.
Nodding to the taller Saiyan, Vegeta made his way across the room.
"OK everyone, find yourselves a partner! We're going to practise some
defense techniques," Goku started, strolling to the middle of the room while

the class paired up, Danii and Cally immediately chosing each other, and
Vegeta sending Daniel over to Len. At the disgusted look on her face, Danii
immediately made a suggstion.
"He only put Daniel with you cos he knows you'll make him work instead of
letting him slack off, and you're allowed to slap him, Vegeta isn't."
The annoyed look turned into a glare as the lad attempted to strut over,
immediately putting his fists in the air in an attept to intimidate Len. It
didn't work.
"OK, watch everyone!" Pausing for a moment, Vegeta glanced around the class
to make sure everyone was paying attention.
"What I want one of you to do is, reach up and grab your partners ears, and
then, twist your fists forward, pushing them down."
Standing opposite Goku, Vegeta reached up and took the taller man by the
ears, twisting his fists forward, forcing the taller man onto his knees as a

few people around the class giggled, Danii and Cally making a few cat calls,

causing the blood to rush up to the younger Saiyans face as he silently
thanked every entity in existence for his loose pants. Snickering, Vegeta
took a breath and continued speaking to the class, not letting the other
saiyan up from where he was kneeling.
"When you have them in this position, you bring your knee up," raising his
knee, he stopped it less than an inch away from Goku's nose. "Knee strike,
breaking their nose at least, now try it on each other at your own pace."
Letting the other man up, he smirked at him and then walked away, watching
as the students took up positions and began trying to moves out on each
other. Danii and cCally cracking up laughing every time, other more serious
students practising wih ruthless efficiency. Before he had even reached the
end of the room, a loud slap echoed, followed by Daniel's cry of pain.
Turning to see what had happened, Vegeta smirked as he watched the young boy

clutch his head, an annoyed Len glaring at him. Goku's eyes met with his for

a moment, the taller man trying not to smile.
"Goku! She hit me!"
Looking away, Goku went to calm the boy down, trying not to smile, and
giving up the fight when a shout from Cally rang out across the room.
"It's you own fault for not practising properly, you slacker!"
Daniel let out a few more complaints about not understanding the move,
before Goku finally took pity on him and sent Len to work in a small group
with her friends, showing the young boy what he was supposed to do before
leaving him with some of the more serious, but less violent members of the
class.
Leaving the students to themselves, the two saiyans went over to the table
to get a drink of their water, talking quietly between themselves, until
conversation from the group of young girls nearby made it's way to their
ears.
"So, do you reckon it's home for a night of monkey humping for them
tonight?" Cally said, a grin on her face as Danii grabbed her face.
"Definately, love this move they taught us. So many uses!" Danii responded.
"I work with perverts. I am taught by perverts. No wonder my parents think
I'm messed."
The two other girls cracked up and the group carried on training, while Goku

and Vegeta stared into space with wide eyes before looking at each other,
the corner of Vegeta's mouth twitching.
"Sounds like a plan ne?"
Face going red again, Goku smiled and threaded his fingers through the hair
on the back of his head, laughing quietly. Smirking lightly, Vegeta turned
back to the class.
"Right everyone! Swap partners, and then I want you all on that side of the
room, we're going to practise some kicks."
Standing opposite Goku, both men took a left stance and began demonstrating
all the kicks they had learned so far, Vegeta making the taller man block
each kick as he pushed him across the room with each attack.
Seconds later, the class were once again practising, the two Saiyans
correcting people's stances as they walked around, showing again what they
were meant to be doing.
The rest of the lesson passed without incident, Goku teaching the class a
Jab Side Kick, being accused of wearing talc on his feet, and then Vegeta
making the class do stomach exercises, much to everyones disgruntlement. The

time passed quickly and before long the end of the lesson had arrived, the
class collecting their trainers and cards before leaving, several of the
women grinning and giggling as Goten passed by, hooded top and long shorts
not managing to hide the muscular figure beneath them.
"Dad?"
Looking at the doorway, Goku grinned when he saw his son, pulling his gi top

over his head and throwing it on the table.
"Hey Goten, what is it?"
"Well, me and Trunks were passing by, and I wondered if you wanted me to
tell mum that you'll be late tonight?"
Finishing the sentence with an evil grin, Goten almost laughed as his father

went bright red at the suggestive undertones of his seemingly innocent
question.
"Um...yeah...thanks Goten..."
Grinning some more, the demi Saiyan left the building and took back off into

the air, leaving the building empty except for the two Saiyans.
Without speaking a word, Goku strolled over to where Vegeta had sat himself
on the desk and placed a hand either side of his thighs, leaning in for a
kiss from his leaner mate. Growling lightly, Vegeta placed his hands on the
front of the other Saiyans chest, massaging the muscle there, before letting

his hands trail upwards, over his shoulders and into his hair, tongues
roaming each others mouths. Bringing his hands forward, Vegeta ended the
kiss sharply when he tok hold of the taller mans ears, pushing him down into

a kneeling position in front of him.
Grinning down at Goku, he let go of the taller mans ear and leant back when
the grin was returned.

The End!

Muahahahaha...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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I'm sure you can guess what happened ^^

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