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House of Vegeta: Nervous Fathers pt.11b

The Ouji was due to deliver any day now. He finally found a
comfortable resting position alongside his mate, who rumbled in sleep.

Vegeta stifled a slow yawn, stretching wearily. _I feel you move,
little ones._

He snuggled against the warmer than human body at his side, coiling
tails. Kakarot turned to face him in sleep. A small smile graced the
handsome features.

The ouji traced sensuous lips with a finger. _What do you dream
about, koi?_

Sharp teeth nipped a finger tip. Vegeta smiled. _Now he tries to eat
me. I must taste good._

"Hai, among other things" a sleepy voice commented. Dark eyes opened
slowly, shaded by heavy lashes.

Vegeta kissed him on the nose. "Go back to sleep...and stop poking
around in my thoughts."

Kakarot sat up slowly, looking at the tousled bedcovers. "You need
more blankets, koi. I don't want you getting sick."

"I'm fine...quite comfortable, actually."

Kakarot eyed him critically, head tilting. "Hn" he pulled the
blankets up over his mate and tucked them around.

Vegeta almost giggled, his mood both mellow and silly. The huge sweep
of reddish black hair peeked above the covers. "And how will I sleep
if you smother me?" his voice was muffled.

Kakarot sidled down, gathering his prince in his arms. A broad smile
lit his face. "Stop complaining. I want you nice and cozy."

"Being next to you keeps me warm. That body is better than a hot
water bottle!"

"Gasi (Oh)" the tall saiyan blushed. They rubbed noses and nuzzled.

"I wonder who the babies will look like?"

"Hopefully at least one of us. Our fathers are going over a list of
names now for the birthing ceremony."

Kakarot suckled the smooth throat. "I tried to pry names from them,
but they wouldn't tell me anything. I guess they want to surprise us."

"They certainly love suprises" Vegeta purred as hot lips kissed his
eyelids. "Not to mention secrets."

Kakarot stopped kissing. "Secrets? What do you mean?"

"Nothing" Vegeta said too quickly.

Dark eyes were sharp in soft candlelight. "Nuge." (Don't
tease.) "What secrets are you referring to?"

A sigh. "I'm thinking back to a strange conversation I had with
father the other day...I confronted him with some old suspicions of
mine."

"This has me curious, but why are old suspicions significant now?"

"Because they involve us and our babies."

Kakarot blinked in surprise, fully awake now. "What?"

Vegeta edged to a sitting position, propping himself on pillows. "How
much are you prepared to believe, Kakarot?"

The tall saiyan was very still. "Meaning? This sounds ominous."

"It's nothing sinister, per se" Vegeta admitted. "But some issues
need to be addressed, particularly now that we're having a family."

"Vegeta, get to the point!"

"The rumors about Bardock...do you believe them?"

"Depends on which rumor you're referring to. There were several."

A sigh. "The ones referring to him as an ovee (bastard royal)."

"At first I thought you meant the other rumor..."

"I'll get to that in a minute. Do you believe it?"

Kakarot was silent a moment, brooding. "I'd have to be a damned fool
not to wonder, Vegeta. Father doesn't look like any third class I've
seen."

"And as for the other rumor?"

"The one about illegitimate children? Hai, I've heard several
versions, none of which appeal to me."

"What do you think?"

"Danbe (Bullshit) as far as it goes. I would've sensed it..."

"What did you say to me the first day we met?"

Kakarot stared, stunned. "It was so long ago...I was only six..."

"But even then your senses were acute."

Dark eyes clouded over in memory. "Hai, I remember now..."

****

_Bardock dragged him through the castle. Kakarot didn't understand
why, and complained._

_"Father, I wanna go home...this place is too big."_

_"This is the palace, boy. Your King lives here."_

_Boyish features were wide in astonishment. "He does? Can I see him
and touch his crown?"_

_The Commander laughed. "I'll ask him. Now behave, or I'll skin you."_

_"Hai, father. I wanna see!"_

_The two saiyans made their way through the cavernous castle. Kakarot
saw officers and servants everywhere._

_"Krukka, father. Look at everybody here!"_

_Bardock smiled at his son, nodding. "I work with the officers,
Kakarot. Did you know your Prince is about today?"_

_"Is he bigger than me?"_

_"A bit, but he's also older. If you see him, remember to act
properly."_

_"I can do that. Do I have to bow and stuff?"_

_"Yes. Now be quiet, there he is."_

_The pair walked down a corridor where several servants stood talking
with a boy. Fresh young features held the hardness of royalty and
responsiblity. Even Kakarot recognized him as Prince Vegeta._

_"Father, look! Is that him?!" Kakarot yelled. Bardock shook his son._

_"Hai, and I told you to act properly. Stop hollering!"_

_The boy sniffed. "He's all dressed up, tousan. How can he play like
that?"_

_"Princes don't play as much. Now be quiet, he comes this way."_

_The boy walked with a casual arrogance that spoke of his royal
status. Purple and scarlet robes were set off against white cape and
boots. The royal seal of Vegeta dotted the youth's breastplate. Razor
sharp eyes looked them over slowly._

_"Greetings, Commander Bardock. Is that your brat?"_

_The Commander nodded, bowing slightly. "Hai, milord."_

_Kakarot blinked. "He talks funny."_

_Bardock shook his son again. "Kakarot! Remember what I said."_

_The young prince sneered. "Typical, I would think. The boy needs
training."_

_Kakarot nearly jumped at him. "You ain't all that. You're just a kid
like me!"_

_"I am your Prince. If I wanted, I could have you beaten in the
courtyard for all to see."_

_Kakarot struggled against his father, eyes wild. "Try it! Let's
fight!"_

_The ouji stood in front of him and jabbed a finger in his face. "You
are a low class brat and a nobody. Why should I fight you?"_

_Bardock watched the two boys with an odd mixture of curiosity and
apprehension. Kakarot balled his fists._

_"I think you're scared!"_

_The ouji snarled right back. "Scared of trash?!"_

_"I'll make you sorry for sayin' that..."_

_"So do something and quit talking."_

_Kakarot raised a fist to swing, but Vegeta caught it, smirking._

_"Good speed for a little kid."_

_Wild eyes widened in disbelief. "You're fast."_

_"Of course. You have no chance against me."_

_"We'll see!!" the boy swung again and missed, as Vegeta easily
dodged his attempt.

_"Told you"_ the ouji had that aggravating smirk again.

_Kakarot stared up at Vegeta stubbornly. "I'll still beat you."_

_The ouji looked down at him, eyes slitted. "Not on your best day."_

_Bardock watched in silence as the two boys just stared. Long moments
passed._

_And then something happened._

_Vegeta started to speak, then blinked strangely._

_Kakarot's eyes grew even wider in confusion. "Hey, I know you!"_

_The young prince nodded blankly. "I...don't understand what's going
on."_

_"Me either. My head feels funny."_

_The boyish ouji shook his head. "I don't get it. I've never seen you
before today, yet it's like I've known you all along."_

_Bardock abruptly snatched his son away. "My apologies, Prince...my
son gets a bit excited at times."_

_The two boys continued staring at each other in wonderment. Vegeta
staggered back, shaking his head again and frowning._

_"Commander Bardock, you are dismissed!"_ the youth abruptly turned
and sped off._

_Kakarot looked up at his father. "Tousan, why'd he run like that?
And why did our heads feel funny?"_

_Bardock paled, grabbing him. "Come, Kakarot. I have people to see
and no time for nonsense!"_

****

Vegeta watched his mate carefully. "Kakarot, are you still with me?"

"Hey, I know you" his mate said, almost to himself. The ouji nodded,
knowing the direction of his thoughts.

"Hai, that's what you said to me."

Kakarot looked at him hard. "Father's expression was strange, almost
panicked. And then you ran off suddenly, Vegeta. Why?"

"I panicked, too. My mind couldn't conceive what my instincts told
me."

Kakarot leaned back on the pillows, brooding now. "I don't want to
deal with this now..."

"We can't lie to ourselves, koi. You felt what I felt, and there's no
way we could unless-"

"That makes no sense, Vegeta! It's insane!"

"You've never considered the possibility?"

A fist slammed the bed. "I've considered everything! And you've
explained nothing, other than a strange occurance that happened
during our childhood."

Vegeta's eyes narrowed like a hawk. "Then ask Raditz what he knows."

"What?!"

"He and I were always close..."

"So what? Many saiyans form bonds over time-"

"We didn't have to form one, it always existed. The same bond I share
with you."

"We're mated, that's different."

"You're being stubborn, Kakarot, and you aren't stupid either. Shall
I take this further?"

"You've taken it too far already."

"Think on this, then. Why did you and Radtiz spend so much time in
the castle?"

An indrawn breath. "Even I have to admit that made no sense to
me...we were third class and practically lived in the castle at
times."

"Hai, there was a reason. How do you feel about my father?"

Dark brows pinched together in confusion. "Eh? Where'd that come
from?"

The ouji edged up again. "What I mean is...what was your first
impression?"

"He seemed big...tough. I was a child, for kami's sake!"

"Ai, but there was more?"

A pause. "There was a kindness towards me...a strange softness I
couldn't define."

Vegeta nodded. "He has his moments."

"But why for me?"

"Think further. You already know."

A bluish black tail twitched in agitation. "Enough games, Vegeta. We
both need sleep."

"This is no game, I tell you, and sleep can wait."

"What do you expect me to say?"

Vegeta drummed his fingers impatiently. "Think, fool! What did you
feel when you first met the king?"

Kakarot champed sharp teeth. "Weird, like I was tethered to him in
some way..."

Vegeta lifted an eyebrow. "Similar to anything else you've felt?"

"Only relatives. All saiyans have that instinct, Vegeta."

"And what do yours tell you?"

A variety of expressions crossed handsome features before he replied.

"I don't feel comfortable with where this is going."

"But you've had suspicions?"

"Ai, about a lot of things..."

"The Queen was not my natural mother" Vegeta blurted. Kakarot stared
in shock.

"What?!"

"I always sensed it...and your situation?"

"Mine was different."

"How? Tell me about Celipe...can you feel her?"

Kakarot stared in silence before responding. "No" he said sadly. "I
never felt her, although I could read her ki."

"It was much the same for me with the Queen."

"I know she didn't birth me, Vegeta. Is that your point?"

"No. Did your father tell you?"

"He did, but I already knew of course."

Vegeta stroked his mate's face tenderly. "Did he ever speak of
another parent?"

"No, and I couldn't get an answer out of him. I was pretty desperate
for answers, so I asked Radtiz about it."

"Hn, clever...what about Celipe?"

Dark eyes went wide in memory. "Her reaction was strange. At first
she was angry and refused to answer."

"What happened later?"

"I believe her words were, 'Go ask your father!'"

"You can tell me anything, koi. Did she blame you?"

A sigh. "To some degree, yes. At first she resented me, then later
accepted me. I never knew why, although I wondered."

"Did Raditz tell you anything?"

"Bits and pieces, mostly strange suspicions about our other parent.
He had a notion that we were royal."

"He and I have talked much about that. We both agreed."

Kakarot thought a minute. "Vegeta, this conversation can wait."

"It shouldn't. You already know what I haven't said."

"I want evidence, not suspicions. You, I, and Raditz need to have a
little get together and compare what we know."

Vegeta chortled. "And here I thought you were oblivious to the
possibility."

"Why? I have the same senses as everyone else, plus an edge."

"Edge?"

"I'm a luni (moon child), remember? My responses are even quicker
than most saiyans."

"Hai, I'd almost forgot."

"Just because I don't dwell on strange occurances doesn't mean I
can't piece together events."

Vegeta kissed him softly. "You still can't say it, can you?"

Dark eyes pinched shut. "Not yet, koi. The idea is too fantastic and
insane right now."

"May I remind you as a royal I have access to the secret archives of
all records?"

Kakarot choked. "I had no idea!"

"Hai, records not public...access is limited and extremely guarded."

"I can imagine. Do these records contain any useful answers?"

Vegeta watched him carefully. "More than you know. Are you prepared
for the truth?"

"You've found out something!"

The ouji stretched out again. "As you said, this conversation needs
Radtiz. We wait, Kakarot."

A growl. "You initiated this, Vegeta."

Vegeta snuggled in the blankets once more. "True, but you aren't
willing to say what you truly believe. Evidence, you said."

"You think I'm afraid?!"

"Aren't you?"

"What sane being wouldn't be...you're having babies. Mine!!"

"And I expect them to be perfect."

"That's madness, Vegeta, and you know it."

"Hardly. When the three of us talk I'll go over some things about the
royal lines."

"I've been to school, and I don't need lessons on genetics!"

Vegeta flared. "You want the truth or not? Not unless you really
believe a super saiyan could spring from a third class?!"

Kakarot went pale. "I...suspected something..."

"I'll only say this for now, then...both parents have to carry the
gene for their offspring to show any super saiyan ability. Do you
understand my meaning?"

"Fully" Kakarot snapped. "Let's table this discussion, Vegeta.
Secrets are piling on secrets, and now's not the time to root them
out."

"Agreed" the ouji nodded wearily. "I don't want to fight, Kakarot.
This is something we all need to come to terms with."

Kakarot thought a moment. "Has Raditz said anything outright?"

"Only what I had already confirmed, although his ideas were based on
instinct."

"How did he react initially?"

"Anger and disgust at the betrayal of Celipe."

"My father betrayed her, which is why she resented me at first. I was
living proof."

"That and more, but there's fault on all sides. None of us are
angels, Kakarot."

"True. I was angry at father for a long time myself, especially when
it appeared he dumped her for the king."

"There is more you aren't aware of, Kakarot. Celipe was hardly the
innocent victim."

"How could you possibly know that?"

"Raditz filled me in. It seems your mother did some exploring of her
own."

The tall saiyan snorted. "Why am I not surprised? Go on."

"You won't like this."

"There's no point in stopping now."

Vegeta glanced away momentarily. "It seems as though she had a brief
affair with Toma and carried his chibi."

Kakarot nearly fell out of bed. "What the fug?!!"

"There was a miscarriage. As you know, Toma died aboard ship during a
fight enroute to planet Buron."

Kakarot gave an evil smirk. "Hai, Toma was a renowned officer in
warfare. Fight my ass...this happened during mother's affair?"

Vegeta snorted. "Of course. Rumors held that he was jumped by his
crew."

"I smell father's not too subtle touch in that mess."

Vegeta purred softly. "Naturally, although he wasn't there."

"He usually finds ways to make his enemies disappear. When did all of
this happen?"

"I don't know. You'll have to ask Raditz."

Kakarot rubbed his chin in thought. "That conversation sounds more
and more intriguing."

"Bardock is quite protective of his own, Kakarot. His ways are often
subtle."

Dark eyes shone on the ouji. "Another hint, Vegeta?"

"Hn?"

"When did you first meet father, and what happened?"

Vegeta flushed. "I'm not certain, I must have been an infant. I only
know what I overheard when father and mother argued about me."

Kakarot was fascinated. "What in Kami did they say?!"

Vegeta stared at the ceiling as childhood memories surfaced...

****

_"He's your brat, not mine! Yours and that damned ovee lover you keep
rolling with!!"_

_"Keep your voice down, Inshei! The boy's chambers are nearby!!"_

_"Let the whole castle hear! I won't bear this humiliation a moment
longer, Vegeta. I want a child of my own!"_

_"A Queen who shouts humiliation yet screeches like shikshei trash in
an alley?"_

_"It should never have come to this. How do you think it made me feel
when my supposed chibi clung to a third class officer in front of
elites?"_

_"I wasn't expecting Bardock to be on planet at the time, Inshei. It
was never my intent to humiliate you."_

_"Intention or not, it happened. Everyone's been buzzing since, and
even now I hear whispers of ovees and illegitimate crowns. It's
madness. The only way around this is to have a child of our own."_

_"Your logic is twisted, woman. I fear no wagging tongues and idle
brains."_

_"A chibi always goes to blood, husband. You know this. Vegeta was no
different around Bardock."_

****

Vegeta closed his eyes briefly as Kakarot stared in disbelief. "I may
have been only five, but the words burned in my brain for years. I
hated Inshei for a time after that."

"She was angry and hurt, Vegeta. Besides, you were only a boy."

Slight smile. "I know. They heard me run down the hallway in tears.
Inshei tried to make it up to me. I forgave her later, realizing her
situation."

Dark eyes narrowed. "And Bardock?"

"I was conflicted and confused. My own father wouldn't give me
answers, so I allowed my instincts to guide me. Bardock was always
around, like a guardian. Even when I didn't see him, I knew he was
there."

"Kami" Kakarot rubbed his eyes.

"My childhood was difficult because I was raised with royal
responsiblities. Sometimes Bardock would take me out to play in the
garden, or away from the castle entirely."

Kakarot blinked in astonishment. "Amazing..."

"He'd pick me up and hold me when I felt lonely or scared" Vegeta's
eyes were suspiciously glossy.

"Koi..."

"I'm fine, Kakarot. I could just be myself around him. Not prince,
not ouji, not royal heir, but just a boy who needed to be young
sometimes."

Kakarot looked down. "I never knew..."

Small kiss. "Sometimes he'd tell me stories to make me laugh. I would
see something in his eyes at times...a spark, like pride."

"Surely you couldn't have suspected anything then-"

"Maybe I did and was too young to acknowledge it. But you aren't."

"I still want evidence."

Vegeta nodded. "Agreed. We'll all talk once the chibis are born, ne?"

"All right" Kakarot sat up, staring at nothing. Vegeta pulled him
down into an embrace.

"There's nothing wrong with us, Kakarot, and our babies will be
perfect."

"I'll take your word for it, Vegeta. This is too strange in my mind."

"Trust me. Once we review the archives, you'll understand why I have
confidence."

"Confidence from dusty records?"

"No, love. I know what you are, and what I am. More importantly, I
know _where we come from!"_

Kakarot stared at the outburst of passion. "And you just accepted
this from the beginning? You expect me to believe that?"

"I accepted it because I have access to hidden information about our
people. Therefore I have no reason to fear any of this, or be
disgusted."

"I want to see those records!"

"Patience, koi. In due time, once we get Raditz to attend."

"I'll be interested to see his take on these 'records' of yours."

"OURS" Vegeta emphasized. "And now if you don't mind, I'm getting
really sleepy" Vegeta yawned, exposing perfect fangs. "Besides, I'm
cold."

Kakarot grinned. "Under all those blankets?"

"Hai, not the right type of heat" sultry eyes lowered.

"Hn" Kakarot purred, embracing him carefully. "This is a whole lot to
hold!"

"Very funny."

A hot lick in an ear. "You've given me much to think about tonight,
Vegeta."

"Our life is together, Kakarot. Unlike our parents, I'm not bound by
secrets."

"None?"

"Only those to protect throne and family."

Sharp teeth nipped an ear. "One in the same, Vegeta."

"Hai" dark lashes fluttered in bliss. "Let me sleep now."

"Gladly, koi" they nuzzled before drifting off.

****

Vegeta was roused from deep sleep by warm hands roaming his body
through his pajamas.

_???_

He turned and saw enormous black eyes shining. Kakarot smiled warmly.

"Hn...Ve...ge...ta..."

The ouji knew that look. "Kakarot, I can't believe you'd try for it
now!!"

"Mmmm" his mate grabbed him, snuffling his nose along the corded
neck, down a curvy shoulder. After pausing there the hot saiyan
sniffed across Vegeta's chest, bursting into a loud purr.

"Ai, Vegeta...you feel so good, and you smell wonderfull! Like silk
with hot cream and spice..."

The ouji elbowed him off. "Krukka! Crazy, horny fool...go find
something else to smell!"

"Can't help it" Kakarot purred, pulling him close again. "You're
beautiful, Vegeta, so warm and round."

"Are you calling me fat?"

Hot lips traced Vegeta's eyelids affectionately. "I don't care..."

"Hn" the ouji growled. "maybe I should have the servants get ice."

"It wouldn't help" the tall saiyan slipped underneath the covers.

"Kakarot, what are you doing down there?!"

"You'll find out" the voice was muffled. Vegeta felt the cool
blankets brush his belly as hot hands lifted his robe.

"Kakarot! I'm too far along for this-"

Sweet lips suckled his rounded abdomen, even as hot tongue teased the
protruding slit below his navel. Vegeta jerked and twitched, crying
out.

"Kami! Are you trying to make me drop a chibi right now?!""

Hot eyes peered up with a wicked grin. "Liked that, huh? I'll have to
do it more in the future..."

"Hentai!!"

Vegeta gasped again as the tousled head disappeared behind his belly.
The world went white with sensation as the practiced mouth lapped his
balls before sucking his cock with wild friction. Loud slurping
sounds filled the air.

"H...hai...don't stop..." the ouji panted, feeling himself near
completion. Heavy pressure against his prostate nearly made him lose
it. Kakarot reared back, lifting his mate high and spreading well
muscled legs.

"I'll try to go slow" he panted, tail lashing wildly. Vegeta laughed,
heaving at the sight.

"Don't you think you should take your sleep pants off first?"

Kakarot cursed, yanking the offending material down. Vegeta purred at
his mate's impressive erection.

"Hurry, koi!! I'm losing it..." he was already dripping.

"Hai!" the tall saiyan plunged inside wet heat, revelling in
delicious sensation. Kakarot angled his body backward as they rocked,
growling and groaning. Vegeta braced himself against the onslaught,
gripping the bedposts and nearly breaking them with strength. He
managed to wrap his thighs around Kakarot's hips as they soared to
completion.

In a typically saiyan manner the coupling was noisy and relatively
brief. Vegeta sprayed everywhere, splattering the bronzed chest that
heaved above him. Kakarot sighed and collapsed to his side, flooding
his prince with sticky heat.

They were silent a few moments, gathering their breath and wits.
Kakarot reared up and lowered lust filled eyes on his mate.

"Hn, not bad for an appetizer...but I think I want more!"

Vegeta gasped, agitated. "Go to sleep, fool. You've worn me out, and
I'm too big to do anything else!"

"Let me do all the work!" Kakarot rubbed against him, tail slinking
and doing a dance across Vegeta's face.

The ouji closed his eyes at the enticing scent, feeling his blood
boil. A soft growl escaped as the furry tail tickled his nose.

"Idiot..."

"Ve...ge...ta..."

"Off of me!!"

"You're still hard, see?" Kakarot pulled at the swollen cock
playfully.

Vegeta wasn't amused, rolling to his side. "You're making it worse,
and..." his eyes went wide in surprise.

"Kami, your scent..."

Kakarot rubbed over him again, winding his tail around Vegeta's neck.

"You didn't look at the calendar, koi..."

Vegeta gasped. "Krukka! You're in rut..."

"So are you. Look at these" Kakarot kissed swollen nipples, licking
them higher.

The ouji groaned in pleasure. "But I still can't do much about it
right now..."

Kakarot lapped the fat belly again. "I told you, leave everything to
me" the wicked tongue probed Vegeta's belly slit once more. The ouji
shrieked in pleasure, bouncing them both.

Kakarot rumbled softly. "That must really be sensitive...tastes good,
too!" he poked his tongue inside. Vegeta mewed and squirmed
helplessly, gripping handfuls of thick hair. Kakarot rolled behind
Vegeta and lifted his tail, plowing inside. Bronzed skin glistened
with heat and moisture as wet flesh slapped together.

/You're trying to kill me!/

/Hai, we'll both die happy...I've got a lot to work with!/

/I should bite you./

/You've got the teeth for it./

A hot hand reached around the ouji, milking him even as he was
pummelled from behind. Vegeta's reddish black tail coiled his mate's
back. Seconds later Kakarot spasmed and howled, biting a golden
shoulder. Vegeta screeched next, shuddering and bursting thick heat
that spilled over his mate's fist.

A thick, bluish black tail curled possessively around Vegeta even as
muscled arms wrapped his waist. The ouji purred in satisfaction, eyes
slitted.

"Hn, this is one hell of a time to rut."

"Hai" a pointed tongue stuck in his ear. "We'll manage, though" long
fingers scooped splattered cream from Vegeta's belly.

The ouji rolled on his back. "It's going to be a long week..."
handsome features were flush with desire.

Kakarot licked cum from his fingers. "Especially for me..."

Vegeta blinked. "What?"

Kakarot looked him over slowly. "I've gotta be real creative
now...it's hard work getting around the chibis."

The ouji thought that over before turning beet red. "Are you calling
me fat again?!"

"Koi, you're way past fat...ever try humping a beach ball?"

Vegeta elbowed him in the gut. "Useless, brain dead moon loon...I
could have mated any one of a hundred elite!!"

Kakarot snarled, holding his gut. "And do what, conduct tryouts in
the sack?!"

That earned him a punch in the jaw. Vegeta smirked.

"Consider those love taps...I'm pregnant, not weak!!"

The tall saiyan growled, rubbing his face. "I owe you, Vegeta, once
the chibis are born."

"Do your worst."

"Hn" Kakarot snorted, pulling the blankets up over them. Long moments
passed in silence.

"Vegeta."

"What is it now, Kakarot? I desperately need sleep."

"You smell fantastic...really strong!"

"Go to hell. No more tonight!"

"Love you."

"I don't want to hear it...first I'm too fat, and then I stink. Go to
sleep!"

Kakarot yawned, nuzzling the fragrant hair. "A good stink, though. I
wanted to tell you something."

"Will you say it and shut up so I can sleep?"

"I think you're about to drop the chibis."

Vegeta opened bleary eyes to stare. "I know that, but what are you
getting at?"

When I tasted inside your belly my tongue touched something. It felt
like a foot."

Vegeta spluttered in surprise. "Kami...if we keep this up I could go
into labor prematurely."

Kakarot cuddled, stretching against his mate. "We'll come up with
something. Besides, you're quite creative in bed."

The ouji coiled tails as his eyes closed. "Only one of my many
talents."

THE END


To hump or not to hump? That is the question...