Warnings: A bit of swearing on Vegeta's part, maybe a lil OOC too…
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Chapter two

Goku leant himself against the table, staring at the floor as he
listened to the sounds coming from upstairs. He heard Chichi close
Goten's door, saying goodnight before her footsteps reached the
stairs. A few moments later, she appeared in the doorway and crossed
her arms, waiting for Goku to begin explaining. Silence was her only
answer.
"Well?" She broke the silence.
"Well, what?" Goku asked, raising his eyes to hers.
"Well everything! Goku, you're pregnant! That's broadcasting exactly
what you've been doing behind my back! Since I'm most certainly not
the `father'!"
Goku didn't reply.
"Who is the father of it anyway?" She asked, seeming to calm down
slightly.
Goku cast his eyes back down to the floor, wondering whether it would
be best to let her know. The truth would come out anyway…
"Vegeta."
Silence.
"Vegeta?" Chichi said, staring at him, a deadly calm taking over
completely, as her mind tried to grasp onto the new information. Goku
continued talking.
"While he was possessed. He just changed, suddenly he wasn't trying
to fight me anyway and then…well, you know…" Goku crossed his arms
back across his stomach.
"Majin Vegeta? Goku? He…"
Goku glanced up, realising his wife had taken t the wrong way.
"I didn't fight it though, I don't know why…" he trailed off as his
wife began speaking again.
"Maybe he put you under some sort of control as well, and that's what
happened…"
Goku shrugged, letting his wife continue to convince herself around
everything. A minute or so later, he heard his name mentioned.
Looking up, he waited for her to repeat herself.
"You are going to get rid of it, Goku?"
Goku's eyes widened.
"Kill it? No! Why would I?"
"Goku, that baby was conceived when Vegeta has his entire body
possessed. Who knows what might be wrong with it. And what are you
going to tell people? And we most certainly can't handle another
mouth to feed, and I'm too old to run around after a child. Goten is
more than enough!"
"It's my child, I'd be the one looking after him! You wouldn't have
to!"
"Goku, I don't want to sound mean here, but you're so unpredictable.
What happens when the child reaches two and something happens again?
You'll go off and leave it as soon as something else catches your
attention…"
"I wouldn't! Not my own child! Gohan and Goten had you! I knew they'd
be ok, you're a good mother to them…"
"Goku, you just can't have a baby, your mind isn't in the right place
for it. It would be better to just have it taken away, it can't feel
anything right now…"
"No! There's no reason for it to be killed! He or she has just as
much right to live as Gohan and Goten ever did! How would you feel if
your father had told you to have Gohan or Goten aborted because the
father had a tail?!" Goku wrapped his arms tighter around his
stomach, hands grasping onto the material of his gi.
"Goku, you can't have this child. I am not having the child of…
Vegeta! In this house, not one he's…made, with you! You'll have to
raise it somewhere else if you want it. That's final, I think it's
for the best for both you AND the child! Imagine how it will feel
knowing it doesn't have a mum, only two dads. Imagine what other kids
will say to it!"
"I'm not killing it!"
"Then leave!"
Goku paused, and then narrowing his eyes, stormed past the surprised
woman. Heading towards their room, he grabbed a rucksack and threw as
many of his clothes into it as he could. Turning to leave, he paused
and looked at the picture of Gohan and Goten on the dressing table.
Picking it up, he stuffed it into his bag before opening the window.
Leaping out, he took into the air, stopping once he was far above the
Earth.
Looking about, he thought about the places he could go. He could go
into the wild, and live in his old home. Or….
Looking west, his thoughts landed on Capsule Corp.
`Surely Bulma will let me stay there…'
Raising two fingers to his forehead, he sought out Vegeta's ki and
disappeared.


Gohan quietly closed the door and crept back over to his bed, curling
up under the blankets next to Goten. The younger demi-saiya-jin had
crept into his bed when the arguing had begun.
Moments later, they heard their father's footsteps as he stormed past
and into his room. The sounds of cupboards and draws opening and
closing filled the air for a small while until Goku's ki left the
house.
"Gohan?" Goten's voice piped up when all had gone quiet again.
"Hmm?"
"Why did daddy leave?"
"Mum…mum doesn't want him having a baby here…"
"But why? The baby needs to grow up somewhere! I wanna see my little
brother or sister!"
"Sshh, Goten! Mum doesn't need to know we're awake. And I'm sure
we'll get to see dad again. Mum might let him back when she's calmed
down a bit…"
"Is this why daddy was sick?"
"Yes, I think so…"
"He should be here! I wanna go find dad!"
"Goten! We can't now, it's late!"
"But...!"
"No Goten, we'll go find him tomorrow morning. We'll tell mum we've
gone sparring, ok?" Gohan said, rubbing the spot behind his little
brothers ears.
"Okay, Gohan…" Goten's eyes slowly started closing, his body relaxing
as the soothing sensation took over his body.
The quiet snores of his sibling, allowed Gohan to settle back into
his own thoughts. His dad was pregnant. By Vegeta.
A small wave of memories tried to batter his mind, but he shoved them
back down into the recesses of his brain. He did not want to be
confronted with the vision of his dad and Vegeta having sex ever
again. Fair enough he didn't have the usual problem of wrinkly skin,
but no one wants to see their dad get…shagged by another man.
`Well dad, I hope you get this all sorted. I don't like that you
cheated on mum, but it's your choice and me and Goten will back you
up…'
Closing his eyes, he snuggled up beneath the covers and let his mind
drift to other things before falling asleep.

Vegeta paced up and down his room, grumbling and snarling under his
breath, the occasional "fuck!" and "shit!" making their way through
the silence of the room. As he paced towards the dresser, a familiar
orange gi appeared in front of him.
"GAH!"
Leaping back a few feet in shock, he finally managed a
scowl. "Kakarrot! What have I told you about using that infernal
technique around my house!"
"Sorry Vegeta, but Chichi kicked me out and I didn't know where to
go…"
Vegeta's face softened a little.
"Kicked you out. With a child..?"
"Yeah, I think it's cos of, well, with you being it's father and
all…" Goku trailed off, lowering his eyes to the ground.
"You told her that…?" The Saiya-jin Prince asked quietly.
"Yes, she would have found out sooner or later anyway…"
Both men stood in silence.     
"So what happened exactly, Kakarrot?" Vegeta asked, walking over to
the window and leaning against the wall next to it, staring out at
the sky.
Goku told him about what had happened, telling him about Chichi's
insisting that he get rid of it, all her reasons for it…
"Well, Kakarrot. She did have a point with your parenting skills."
Goku sighed.
"OK, I can see why people think that. But Gohan and Goten have always
been HER children. When Gohan was young SHE fed him, SHE taught him
things, SHE tried to teach him that fighting was bad. When Piccolo
left him in the wild, he told me afterwards that Gohan was always
crying for his mummy, not me. I didn't even know Goten had been born;
her and Gohan raised him for the first seven years of his life. No
one seems to realise that they're a lot more dependent on her than
they are me. This one is MY child, I'm the one who will be teaching
it things, reading, fighting, talking, walking…Do you understand now?"
Vegeta paused for a moment as he thought this over.
"You make a good point Kakarrot."
"I mean, I know I am a parent to them, I love them to bits, but they
are more Chichi's children than they ever were mine…"
Goku deflated and sat himself on the edge of Vegeta's bed with a flop.
Vegeta blinked and watched for a moment.
"Well Kakarrot, you are welcome to stay here…"
"I thought this was Bulma's house…?"
Vegeta scowled.
"This is my section of it. And if I say you are welcome to stay, then
that is final!"
Goku smiled. "Thanks, Vegeta!"
"In that case, your room is this way," Vegeta stalked out of the
room, swiftly followed by Goku. Further down the hall, he pushed a
door open and gestured for Goku to go in.
Flicking the light on, Goku glanced around; the room was decorated in
various shades of blue and green. A door led to a bathroom and the
furniture consisted of a double bed, a set of draws, a bedside table
and a cupboard.
Throwing his bag onto the bed, he turned to Vegeta and nodded in
thanks again. Nodding back, Vegeta left, closing the door behind him.
Glancing around, Goku decided that a shower was in order. Throwing
his clothes to the ground, he wandered into the bathroom and switched
the shower on, letting the warm water soothe him.
Washing his hair, he let his mind drift off, eventually realising
that he still hasn't asked Vegeta where the baby was supposed to come
out. Sighing, he gave his body a quick wash over, turned the water
off and stepped out of the shower.
Pausing as he picked up a towel, he glanced in the mirror and stared
at his reflection for a moment. Turning sideways, he looked down at
his stomach to try and notice any change. The upper half of his
stomach was still flat; the lower half seemed slightly more curved…
Wondering whether he was imagining it or not, Goku shook his head and
grabbed the towel. Drying himself off, he dug through his bag and
grabbed the first pair of boxers he found. Curling up in the bed, he
pulled the picture of Gohan and Goten and placed it on the bedside
table.
Pulling the other pillow over to him, he wrapped his arms around it
and snuggled under the blankets. Closing his eyes, he set about
trying to get his head around the events of the day. Pregnant. There
was a baby growing inside his stomach. He was going to have to carry
it and raise it. Chichi had kicked him out; he didn't know what his
sons were going to do…
Pausing, he decided on trying to focus on the pregnancy part before
anything else. But when you're brought up to believe that men can't
have children and you fall pregnant, it's not something that sinks in
over night…

Bloopers:

Vegeta paced up and down his room, grumbling and snarling under his
breath, the occasional "fuck!" and "shit!" making their way through
the silence of the room. As he paced towards the dresser, a familiar
orange gi appeared in front of him.
"GAH!"
Vegeta: *loses balance and falls over*
Goku: *cracks up*
Vegeta: *growls, grabs Goku by the ankles and pulls him down as well*
Goku: GAH!

"While he was possessed. He just changed, suddenly he wasn't trying
to fight me anyway and then…well, you know…" Goku crossed his arms
back across his stomach.
"Majin Vegeta? Goku? He…"
Goku glanced up.
Chichi: *cracks up* YOU SLAAAG!
Goku: *snickers* BIYATCH!

A small wave of memories tried to batter his mind, but he shoved them
back down into the recesses of his brain. He did not want to be
confronted with the vision of his dad and Vegeta having sex ever
again. Fair enough he didn't have the usual problem of wrinkly skin,
but no one wants to see their dad get…shagged by another man.
Gohan: Eeewwww…just eewww….
Goku: HEY!
Vegeta: HEY!

TBC…