101 Reasons Why Pikkorou is Priceless
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Chaotic Baka-chan whom many should fear or have feared already.
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Rating: Holy God. It's Baka-chan's first clean piece of literature!
>>; It's the end of the world! I knew it! I knew it! ::flails
arms and runs around in a little circle, going absolutely nowhere::
Feh, It's a PG. o.o; A first! >>;;;; ::dies::
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Pairing: Irrelevant. Although Baka-chan STRONGLY hints Pikkorou x
Gohan.
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Archive?: o.O; Who'd wanna put this crap up? >>; If ya want it
that bad,
ask and thou shall receive.
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Disclaimer: ::bashes Disclaimer with a mallet and runs and sets all
the charries free. SD DBZ charries and random bishounens come
stampeding at the SaiyanSlash ML:: Wahaha!! They're all OURS!!!!
OURS!!! OU-::pauses and sees headlights from helicopters as deranged
and throughly annoyed others begin to shoot at her:: Gah! ::runs and
hides::
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Author's Notes: Ano.. nn; Baka-chan's bored yet feeling.. creative.
Demo.. We all know there are more than 101 RWPIP.. But here are
Baka-chan's top reasons! :D!
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::meeps from a corner, holding a shield:: I luff me Mr. Pikkorou!
Don't sure! >>;;
101 Reasons Why Pikkorou is Priceless - presented to you by who none
other than Baka-chan. :D.
101. He's named after one of the most prettiest instruments in the
whole world.
100. He wears a turban, and isn't an Arab.. at least.. we think. o.o;
99. He wears the color purple. >D.
98. He wears the color purple without fear of the gutter minded
freaks known as SaiyanSlash.
97. "That woman is crazy!" <-- referring to Chi Chi.
96. He can state the obvious. (See Above)
95. He has no gender.
94. He can be seme, uke, OR even BOTH. :D.
93. He can spit eggs.
92. It can sure make one wonder how those eggs get produced, given
the fact he has no gender.. >D.
91. Speakin' of gender.. The color he wears could state something
about it. For instance, Kakarotto wears orange and his hair is
spikey- kinda looking like a carrot, if you REALLY look and REALLY
think, ne? ^^; I wonder what Toriyama-sama was thinking.. >DDDDD.
90. He's got pointy ears!
89. He's got a cape that looks virtually impossible to be attached
somehow to his clothing.
88. He used to be the Devil.
87. …and we like that. >D.
86. He fused with God. He was the Hell, now with the Heaven.
85. Not to forget darling Nail who's also in there! :D.
84. His muscles are.. pink.
83. He is one of the male victims in DBZ that are affected by.. pink.
And you know what that means.. >D.
82. He could have been one of the ex-members of Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles.
81. You could easily fit "It's Not Easy Being Green" as his
Image Song.
80. He's with Gohan… ..a lot.
79. He's with Gohan a lot.. and likes it.
78. He saved Gohan's life.
77. He saved Gohan's life, and he saved it with pride.
76. He saved Gohan's life, and he saved it with pride, before he
fused with Kami.
75. ..think about that.
74. He can zap four butterflies a minute in meditation!
73. All he needs is water and plenty of sunlight! :D
72. He's got long fingernails like a lady.. All manicured nice and
round.
71. He's got different shoes from everybody else.
70. Pikkorou can make the best African-American.
69. Just envision it- Pikkorou the Ganstah Rapper.
68. He's got the baggy pants, he can sure get pissed, he scowls..
67. ..all he needs is some bling-bling and a mike.
66. After all, how ghetto can you get with a name like "Ma
Junior"?
65. Say it with me- Ma Junior and Homies. xD
64. I mean.. Chi Chi's already described him as somewhat of a
'Parental Advisory'. xDD.
63. Pikkorou could very well be a thug. xDDDDD.
62. ::notices that half of the SaiyanSlash ML doesn't get the jokes
and realizes that maybe she's the only one from New York::
61. ^^; Gomen nasai. I'll leave them narstah thoughts fer a ficcie..
No back to this list of randomness.
60. He's so cool with style, that even Gohan wanted to dress like
him.
59. And Gohan even admitted to that! =D
58. He absolutely FREAKED when he found out that Gohan was dead
during the Buu Saga.
57. He can regenerate.
56. ..that kinda makes you think, ne? >DDDDDDD..
55. He can break things just by looking at them.
54. Pikkorou is probably the only virgin in the whole show.
53. Even if he had a gender, he would 'prolly be the only virgin in
the whole show.. that is.. 'till Gohan's old enough o 'course..
52. He's the only one that doesn't watch TV.
51. He can make the best St. Patrick's Day icon.
50. xD 'stead of a Leprechaun, you'd get Pikkorou doin' the jig! xDD
49. He has no parental units.
48. He is the Big Badd Wold.
47. I mean.. c'mon.. He can huff, and he can puff, and blow the
stadium down!
46. "Grandma! What pointy ears you have!" xDDD
45. He was very gentlemanly towards the Kaioshin.
44. In fact, he is very gentlemanly in many ways.
43. Just to prove that fact once more, he actually OBEYED Veijita's
orders in the Buu Saga.
42. ..then again.. That's just Pikkorou taking on a parental role
with children!
41. ..kinda like the time where Pikkorou reached out to touch little
Gohan when he was sleeping.
40. ::evil smirk:: Ehe.. Touch. While. Sleeping. >:]
39. If you give him a Santa hat, he'd make the perfect Christmas
ornament!
38. Then again, he could have even been one of his elves! xD
37. o.o-! ::hentai thought:: Santa's little helper.. >D ::runs off
to another compy and starts typing up another ficcie::
36. I bet he wears cologne.
35. If he was a food, he'd be a green 7-11 Slurpee that turns your
tongue black.
34. ::with the thought in mind, goes off and starts to type another
list- Things We Now Associate With the Cast::
33. He got incredibly pissed off when Gohan accidentally criticized
him while talking to Bideru.
32. "Jeepers, creepers! Take a look at those peepers! Jeepers,
creepers! Take a look at those eyes! Take a look at those eyes!"
-Daffy Duck.
31. He can sense ANYTHING. Say it with me. Break it down. AN-Y-THING.
30. He's the strongest Namek alive.
29. He's bald. ::rethinks:: Wait. Namek's don't haff hair, do they?
>>;
28. He was the first outta anybody to know that there was more than
one Kai.
27. He knows a lot of stuff.
26. He's wise.
25. Pikkorou is the quietest next to Veijita.
24. Hey! All he really says is, "…" half the time!
23. With the above statement in mind, he could have a lovely
conversation with Trowa Barton of GW if he wanted.
22. (( Pikkorou )) …?
(( Trowa )) ..
(( Pikkorou )) …… … …
(( Trowa )) …
(( Pikkorou )) …
(( Trowa )) …
The truth, ne? >>;
21. His name can be replaced with 'Riccolette' from the commercial.
20. ::barrytone belt:: PIIIIIKKKKKOOOORRRROOOUUUUU!!!!
19. He knows he's in style, especially since he strongly disapproved
of Gohan's Saiya-Man suit.
18. ..but he told him in a nice way that it was incredibly sucky.
17. He wanted Gohan to show his true self.
16. Hn.. Wonder why.. e.e;;
15. Have I mentioned that he's green?
14. He's got a different skin color than everyone else! xD
13. He knows more than one language!
12. Pikkorou looks like a genie. Er.. sorta. o.o;
11. ::sings:: I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right
way.. ::bloodynosespurtrunsoffwithyetanotherficcieidea::
10. Mr. Po Po worries about him.
9. Gohan worries about him.
8. His. Cape. Goes. SWOOSH!
7. "My, my.. Pikkorou.. What a lovely shade of green you
are.."-Babidi.
6. He can not only drive, but he can drive like an old lady.
5. He was invited to Gohan's birthday party.
4. He's got a theme song about him, written by Gohan.
3. He gets jealous of anyone near Gohan very easily.
2. He's a snail.
And now.. the numero uno Reson Why Pikkorou is Priceless-
During the Buu saga, Deburah's spit turned Pikkorou and Kuririn into
stone. However, Turunksu and Goten did not witness it, and when they
saw the stone statues of their figures, they were tapping at it to
see if it was real. Apparently, Turunksu tapped a little too hard,
shattering Pikkorou into a million pieces. The only thing that was
able to be said was by kawaii little Goten, which was..
"Turunksu! That looked really expensive!"
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Hope you enjoyed that. Maybe next time Baka-chan'll make a Mastercard
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